Prison Vs Work

Prison Vs Work:

• In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.


• At work you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

• In prison you get 3 meals a day.


• At work you get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.

• In prison you get time off for good behavior.


• At work you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

• In prison you can watch TV and play games.


• At work you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

• In prison a guard locks, unlocks...opens and closes all the doors for you.


• At work you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all doors yourself.

• In prison you get your own toilet.


• At work you have to share.

• In prison they allow you to visit your family and friends.


• At work you can't even speak to family and friends.

• In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers, with no work required.


• At work, you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

• In prison you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out.


• At work you spend most of your time wanting to get out and inside bars.

• In prison you can join many programs which you can leave at any time.


• At work there are some programs you can never get out of.

• In prison there are wardens who are often sadistic and psychotic.


• At work we call them managers.