Prison Vs Work:
- In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
- At work you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
- In prison you get 3 meals a day.
- At work you get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.
- In prison you get time off for good behavior.
- At work you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
- In prison you can watch TV and play games.
- At work you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
- In prison a guard locks, unlocks...opens and closes all the doors for you.
- At work you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all doors yourself.
- In prison you get your own toilet.
- At work you have to share.
- In prison they allow you to visit your family and friends.
- At work you can't even speak to family and friends.
- In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers, with no work required.
- At work, you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.
- In prison you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out.
- At work you spend most of your time wanting to get out and inside bars.
- In prison you can join many programs which you can leave at any time.
- At work there are some programs you can never get out of.
- In prison there are wardens who are often sadistic and psychotic.
- At work we call them managers.
