Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Prison Vs Work

Prison Vs Work:



  • In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.

  • At work you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.






  • In prison you get 3 meals a day.

  • At work you get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.






  • In prison you get time off for good behavior.

  • At work you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.






  • In prison you can watch TV and play games.

  • At work you get fired for watching TV and playing games.






  • In prison a guard locks, unlocks...opens and closes all the doors for you.

  • At work you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all doors yourself.




  • In prison you get your own toilet.

  • At work you have to share.



  • In prison they allow you to visit your family and friends.

  • At work you can't even speak to family and friends.



  • In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers, with no work required.

  • At work, you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.



  • In prison you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out.

  • At work you spend most of your time wanting to get out and inside bars.



  • In prison you can join many programs which you can leave at any time.

  • At work there are some programs you can never get out of.



  • In prison there are wardens who are often sadistic and psychotic.

  • At work we call them managers.




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